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| The little girl with short skirt |
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A young girl wearing a short skirt was walking back home from school one day. On her way home, she saw an old man standing under a coconut tree. The old man noticed her and then walked up to the girl and said, â??Will you climb up this coconut tree and pluck a coconut for me? â? The little girl replied, â??Why should I?â? The old man told her, â??If you help me, Iâ??ll pay you $2.â? Thinking that thereâ??s no harm in doing it and at the same time, she can get some pocket money, she agreed.
And so she climbed up the tree. While she was busy plucking the coconut at the top, the old man under the tree then took a peep at her underwear.
When she got the coconut down, the old man handed a $2 note to her. She ran back home happily with the money that she got and went to tell her mother about it. â??Mummy, Mummy! I got $2 today. â?
After the girl finished telling her mother about what happened earlier, her mother scolded her, â??Why are you so stupid?!! That old man is a sex pervert! He just wants you to climb up that coconut tree so that he can peep at your panties!!! â? The girl told her mother, â??Donâ??t worry Mummy. I wonâ??t let him see my panties again.â?
The next day, on her way back from school, the little girl saw the same old man again, at the same coconut tree. The old man again, asked her to climb up the coconut tree to pluck a coconut for him and return, he will give her $2. The girl told him, â??No! Mummy said that you are a sex pervert and Iâ??m not going to help you this time.â? The old man paused, and then he said, â??Hmm, how about $4?â? â??Ermâ?No!â? replied the girl. Old man quickly offered her $6.
â??$6?â? She hesitated for a while before finally agreed to it. So she did the same thing like yesterday and went back home joyfully.
Back home, she called out to her mother, â??Mummy, Mummy! I got $6 today!â? When the girl told her mother about the old man again, she scolded her, â??Didnâ??t I told you about that old pervert!? Why did you let him see your panties again?â? But the girl told her mum, â??Donâ??t worry Mummy, he didnâ??t get to see my panties this time.â? Surprised, her mother asked her why and the girl said,
â??Because I didnâ??t wear any today.â? |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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