81 - Senior's Thoughts (Classic)
 
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys and lead in their feet. Well I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my ...
 
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 82 - Finding A Penis
 
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and was admiring his body when he noticed that he was suntanned over his entire body with the exception of ...
 
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 83 - Young Man !
 
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at them, two of them had a stroke - the third wasn't quick enough.. ...
 
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 84 - No cookies for Grandpa.
 
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on the river bank and have brought with them all the provisions they need for a fine day's fishing. After a while, grandpa lights a cigarette. The boy gazes on. He knows his parent ...
 
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 85 - Two Old Ladies
 
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is? Two old ladies in an asparagus patch doing knee bends! ...
 
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 86 - Grandma's Advice
 
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, d ...
 
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 87 - What's in a name anyway.
 
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting in that park every sunny day, for over 12 years...chatting, and enjoying each others friendship. One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the oth ...
 
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 88 - The nursing home.
 
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flow ...
 
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 89 - Line Dancing
 
What's 30 feet long and smells like urine? A country line dance at the nursing home! ...
 
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 90 - Old & New concerns.
 
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers: Then: Long hair. Now: Longing for hair. Then: Keg Now: EKG. Then: Acid rock Now: Acid reflux. Then: Moving to California because it's cool. Now: Moving to California because it's hot. Then: W ...
 
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