11 - The worm hole!
 
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole. The grandfather smiles. I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It' ...
 
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 12 - ELDERLY
 
THERE IS MAN AT THE PARK SITTING ON THE BENCH CRYING... CRYING, SOMEONE ASKED, WHY ARE YOU CRYING? HE REPLIED I HAVE JUST MARRIED THIS BEAUTIFUL 30 YEAR OLD GIRL, SHE IS WONDERFUL, SHE COOKS DELICIOUS MEALS, SHE KEEPS THE HOUSE VERY CLEAN, SEX IS GR ...
 
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 13 - Senior Driver
 
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful! Hell, said Herman, I ...
 
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 14 - Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
 
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005 Bugatti Veyron 16.4. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it sets him back $1.24M. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a m ...
 
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 15 - two old laddis
 
ok there were 2 old laddies at church. One old lady said, my butts aleep. The other old lady said,YAH I heard it snore 3 times. ...
 
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 16 - sperm count
 
a 90 year old man walks in the doctors and says - doc i want a sperm cout, Doc says but harold you are 90 harold says i dont care i pay my taxes and they pay your wage do as your told doc replies ok there is a pot go home do the bizz and bring it in t ...
 
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 17 - Aging
 
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Insanity is my only means of relaxation. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. You're g ...
 
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 18 - Knit to Fit
 
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police officer drove alongside her car and yelled, Pull over! The lady yelled back, No - mittens! ...
 
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 19 - On the Beach
 
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights and jogs six miles every day. One morning he looks into the mirror and admires his body and notices that he is suntanned all over with the one exception of his penis, which he readil ...
 
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 20 - granny jole
 
Q whats blue and fucks grannies. A hyperthermia ...
 
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