71 - The hooker and her gramma.
 
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and said for all of the girls to line up. The the hooker's gramma came and said Why are all of you girls lined up? The girl didn't want her gramma to know what she did for a living s ...
 
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 72 - Ghost
 
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests: How many here believe in ghosts? Everyone put up their hand. How many have seen ghosts? A lot of people put up their hand. How many have touched a ghost? Five people put up their hands How ...
 
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 73 - The nun and the cabby
 
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby suddenly started to laugh insanely. Why are you laughing? Asked the nun. Oh, It's nothing. said the cabby. No, really. said the nun I won't mind. So the Cabby told her: Well, It' ...
 
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 74 - Old Sailor
 
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins. How am I doing? He asks. Three knots, she replies. Three knots? What's that mean? You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back. ...
 
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 75 - Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
 
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again. ...
 
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 76 - Natalie
 
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the doorway. His clothes are all dishevelled and he looks...well, needy. Can I help you? the Madam asks. I want Natalie, the old man replies. Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ...
 
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 77 - Dave's adventure in a cave (limerick)
 
There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved! ...
 
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 78 - Jack and the Beanstalk
 
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the clouds. After climbing the first cloud he met a stinky, unattractive woman who said, Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success. Jack chose to climb the ladder. At the next ...
 
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 79 - TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!
 
TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX.... 10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK 9. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SECRET HOLE 8. ALLOWED SEVERAL FISH DAILY 7. CAN CHOOSE THE LENGTH OF YOUR ROD 6. CAN FISH ANY TIME OF THE MONTH 5. YOU CLEAN IT BEFORE YOU EAT IT 4. A ...
 
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 80 - Couple
 
There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but she won't sleep with him because she's saving herself for marriage. As they were kissing, and doing their thing, he's very hot and bothered, and he said, Oh come ...
 
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