1 - At the blood donor clinic
 
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: What are you doing here today? Woman: Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it. Man: Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they p ...
 
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 2 - Three breasted hooker
 
There's this man who's taking a walk around the red light district until he passes a whorehouse with a blinking sign saying: The Hooker With Three Breasts.... The man get's just a little interested and thinks well... that could be a once in a lifetime ...
 
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 3 - How to make an ugly baby...
 
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby? A: Ask your parents. ...
 
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 4 - Gays in a bar.
 
How do you get four gay guys to sit at one stool? Turn it upside down! ...
 
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 5 - Blind man sniffs wood.
 
A blind man applies for a job at a saw mill. The owner interviewing him asks him what kind of a job he is interested in. The blind man says Inspecting wood. The owner laughs and says But you're blind! The blind man replies, Test me! I can sniff any ...
 
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 6 - Hikers meet headhunters.
 
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and bring the hikers to the head headhunter. The head headhunter says If you want to live you must complete some tasks. First you must go into the forest, p ...
 
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 7 - Shouting during sex.
 
Two friends in a Bar: JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex? JOE: Er..., when I clean myself off with the curtains. ...
 
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 8 - Going to the Doctors
 
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctor called and the wife answered. I'm going to have to run a few more tests, the doctor said I'm going to ...
 
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 9 - Dead Babies
 
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling balls? Dead babies.. because you can use a pitchfork. ...
 
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 10 - Magic Miror
 
There once was a husband and wife who went to a yard sale and looked around. They were about to leave until the wife saw this golden mirror! They went to the man who owned it and asked how much. The man replied it is cursed! But I will give it to you for ...
 
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