381 - 1wish
 
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wis ...
 
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 382 - Zebra
 
there this french guy and theres this girl and she said you have to at lest now 3 words in english so there at the airport and he heard take-off so thats one word he said to him self so they went to the zoo and he heard baby zebra so thats 3 words he gos ...
 
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 383 - Greek Honeymoon
 
There was a greek couple on a honeymoon. Being greek they didnt know what to do on the honeymoon. so the wife said to the husband \ring your mum she will know what to do\ so the husband rang his mum and asked \mum what do people do on honeymoons\ ...
 
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 384 - tescos hitman
 
one english man discovered his wife was having an affair, overcome by rage he decided to kill her, so he went to a hitman named Artie, whom he met through a friend,Artie agreed to do the job for a pound (£1)so the gave his wifes description, short red ha ...
 
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 385 - Osma Bin Laden
 
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife He saw bush and she wouldnt get rid of it ...
 
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 386 - The Bus driver! hilarious!!!
 
ok this hippy gets on a bus next to a nun. he ask her do u want to have sex with me? she gives him the worst look and gets off at the next stop. the bus driver says, if you want to have sex with that nun, you can go to the cemetary at 7 and be dressed in ...
 
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 387 - i wish for you now...
 
i wish flor you now, you wish for me never, i wish that we could be together. if the only way we could be together, is in my dreams, then i will sleep for eva. you could fall from a mountain, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, ...
 
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 388 - i love you
 
fly with me and let me sing another song, let me see whats really bright in a picture of paradise, you are the one holding my hand, you are the one darling, kiss me, fill my heart with song and let me sing for ever more, you were all i longed for, ...
 
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 389 - The 3 rings of marriage
 
Marriage consists of only 3 rings: An engagement RING, A wedding RING, And suffeRING. ...
 
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 390 - Wedding Vows for women
 
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and eventually will be used against you. You have the right to an attourny, if you cannot affod one, you`ve been married before. You may now kiss the bride.....s ass. ...
 
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