11 - Redneck on a Computer
 
10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts stored in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 5. The password is Bubba. ...
 
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 12 - Kidnapped by a redneck?
 
Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck? A: He's asking 2 million dollars ransom in unmarked million dollar bills. ...
 
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 13 - Nowhere, Vermont
 
Nowhere, Vermont Sam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job. He bought 50 acres of land in the middle of Nowhere, Vermont. His place was so isolated that the postm ...
 
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 14 - Country Song Titles
 
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs... 1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed 2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 3. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 4. I Ca ...
 
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 15 - You might be a redneck if....
 
You might be a redneck if you pick up your women at the family reunion!!! ...
 
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 16 - A Redneck Joke
 
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have to bring up a can of paint to a water tower to defend your sister's honor... You might be a Redneck. 3) If you walk to school with your dad because yo ...
 
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 17 - Power to the farmers!
 
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the farm and shot a duck. The farmer walks out Of his building upon hearing the shot and screams at the city guy - HEY You Cant shoot that duck on my property ...
 
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 18 - A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
 
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Coolwip on the side..........you might be a Redneck If your working T.V. sits on top of ur NON-working T.V. ..........you might be a Redneck If you think a courter horse is that ride in fron ...
 
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 19 - Shootin Craps
 
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps? He blew a hole in the toilet. ...
 
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 20 - You're a Redneck if...
 
You Might Be A Redneck... ...If your dad walks u to school 'cause you're in the same grade! ...If u mow the grass and find the car! ...If someone comes to your house everyday thinking you're having a garage sale! ...If u sell the car 4 gas money! ...
 
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