81 - Elmo
 
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory? 2 testtickles! ...
 
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 82 - The Foo Bird.
 
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hired a young native to accompany him as his guide. Soon, a large flock of birds flew overhead and the hunter took aim. The guide grabbed his arm and said Oh,no! These are foo birds and ...
 
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 83 - Moles
 
Way back in the country one morning, Papa Mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said, What a beautiful morning! I think I smell sauage and pancakes! Mama mole sticks her head out of the mole hole and said I agree with you Papa, it is a truly nic ...
 
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 84 - Seal
 
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and has it looked over. The Chillyland mechanic from under the hood says: Ma'am it looks like you blew a seal. The Alaskan woman replies wiping her face ...
 
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 85 - Bill Collector
 
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TO MOURN HIS PASSING. A bill collector knocked on the door of a country debtor. Is Fred home? he asked the woman who answered the door. Sorry, the woman replied. Fred's gone for cotton. ...
 
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 86 - Professor
 
This just in: A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in the food that seagulls consume. When asked why he did this he stated - I want to leave no tern unstoned ...
 
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 87 - Family Tree
 
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight. We sought professional help and had a tree surgeon come to look at it. In his assessment, he noted that the blight was bad, but he was even more concerned with the deep cracks in the bark. In ...
 
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 88 - Check's in the Mail
 
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom fighter was wandering through the countryside, trying to evade a Soviet agent, who was in hot pursuit, found himself near an old castle, and went inside for refuge ...
 
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 89 - Murder
 
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman. The body was found with a bowl over her head and a spoon stuck in her back. The on-scene officer asked what the detec ...
 
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 90 - Pythagoras joke.
 
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the same tent. One on a bear skin, one on a buffalo skin and one on a hippopotamus skin. After a time the three had children. The one that slept on the bear skin had a baby boy, the one ...
 
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