111 - Adages and Questions
 
What do you call an unemployed jester? ... Nobody's fool. Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. Why politicians don't enjoy the game of golf -- Because for them, it's too much like their work -- you know, being trapped in one bad lie af ...
 
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 112 - Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
 
What's the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun? The nun has a soul full of hope. What's the difference between a circus and a Las Vegas Dance Show? The circus is an array of cunning stunts. Holly Happidays ...
 
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 113 - $10 000 For a Kiss
 
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the back yard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point t ...
 
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 114 - Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
 
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter... The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith's breasts make when she walks. BATF calls off its siege of your heavily fortified compound when agents run out of hot cocoa. Much easier to locate nipples during f ...
 
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 115 - The cashier
 
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette stand that was accepting anyone as there cashier. After being turned down for every job he filed for, he accepts this low paying job. One day, a woman comes to the stand, Hey, so ...
 
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 116 - weird
 
why are michael jackson and a plastic a bag the same? they are both armful to children ...
 
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 117 - Say Again?
 
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in a new location( A very rich area - Expected around $200,000 in cash daily ). A man was chosen but never showed up with the cash. Mr. Big asked the guy in charge of finding the runner, Where ...
 
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 118 - Phrases For Everyday Life
 
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Insanity is my only means of relaxation. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. You're ge ...
 
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 119 - 100's of Bumper Stickers
 
The gene pool could use a little chlorine. All generalizations are false. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. I love cats...they taste just like chicken Out of my mind. Back in five mi ...
 
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 120 - Cinderella and Tampon
 
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming's ball, but as you know the evil stepsisiers and stepmother will not let her. So they leave her all alone on the big night, cleaning the place. Oh, how I wish I could go! Cinderella sighed. No sooner h ...
 
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