81 - Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If...
 
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month. He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles. You have a shuttle called Billy Joe Bob. He refers to Klingons as Critters. He refers to Photon Torpedoes as Popguns. He has the sensor ...
 
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 82 - Cinderella and Alan
 
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship. One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, app ...
 
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 83 - Thoughts From Women...
 
Thoughts From Women About Being A Woman The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. * Helen Hayes (at 73) I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrow. * Janette Barber Things are going to get a lo ...
 
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 84 - Martha Stewart vs Me
 
Martha Stewart vs Me... Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake, you are probably lying on the couch with you ...
 
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 85 - 13 Things Films Have Taught Us
 
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off. 2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing acc ...
 
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 86 - Quiz Show
 
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game, but unfo ...
 
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 87 - INVESTMENT ALERT!
 
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola Bottling Group (NYSE PBG) as a power beverage, suitable for use as-is, or a mixer, under the name Mount and Do. ...
 
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 88 - The Name Game
 
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty. If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho. If Oprah Winfrey married De ...
 
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 89 - Famous Quotes
 
Ah, yes divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. - Roseanne Women need a ...
 
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 90 - df
 
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