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 31 - The Psychiatric Hotline
 
Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusio ...
 
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 32 - Flaming Airplane
 
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though. The reverand says I should go! everybody needs religion! they agree and he jumps. Another guy says I'm the smartest man on earth! If I die, everyone ...
 
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 33 - Paint the Porch
 
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, Sir, I am down on my luck and ask if you could please spare me a meal? The owner stared at the hobo for a minute and then broke out in a lambasting such as the ...
 
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 34 - Off the cliff!
 
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck. G ...
 
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 35 - Camping with Sherlock Holmes
 
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see! I see millions of stars, Wat ...
 
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 36 - Lunatic & his dog
 
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of the rooms, he saw a man walking around, dragging a toothbrush on a leash. The doctor asked the man: What are you doing, walking the dog? The man replied: Oh no, I'm just dragging my ...
 
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 37 - Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
 
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog. ...
 
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 38 - Two guys standing at the urinal.
 
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. Blimey, Ed said. I've never seen one like that before! Like what? Ted said. All twisted like a pigs tail Ed said. ...
 
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 39 - Siamese Twins in England
 
Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the other one could drive. ...
 
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 40 - The Frog Scientist
 
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands. He tells a frog to jump. The frog jumps 30 feet. He writes in his log book, frog jumps 30 feet. Then he cuts off one leg. He gives the same command to frog. It j ...
 
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