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 141 - Goofy Wundermints!
 
Why do banks charge you a non-sufficient funds fee on money they already know you don't have? If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to? In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? How come there aren't ...
 
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 142 - Oops!
 
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face. What the heck did you do that for!?! the man screams. Well, you don't have the hic ...
 
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 143 - How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
 
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driv ...
 
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 144 - At the shoe store...
 
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. How do they feel? asks the sales clerk. Well they feel a bit tight, replies the man. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at the man's feet. Try pulling the to ...
 
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 145 - A bunch of better idiots!
 
These Weird Reference Questions are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are real and provide proof that a better idiot can be invented. Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language? Do you have that book ...
 
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 146 - Shipwrecked!
 
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an island and had already been there for awhile. One morning the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled - Stop fucking her down there! What's the matter with you ...
 
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 147 - The traffic ticket.
 
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before ...
 
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 148 - Proof you can build a better idiot!
 
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. I thought my window was ...
 
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 149 - Expressing Stupidity!
 
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how... An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. As smart as bait. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. Doesn't know much ...
 
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 150 - Funny Conversations
 
BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink... GIRL : Why not ?? BOY : I'm broke. BOY : May I hold your hand?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?? BOY : What time was it?? GIRL : Say you lov ...
 
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