11 - The Family Dentist
 
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, I want a tooth pulled. I don`t want gas or novocain because I`m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible. You`re a brave woman, says the dentist, Now, show me which to ...
 
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 12 - Thanks Doc!
 
A patient says to his doctor, Hey, Doc! I've been getting these migraines for a long time now! I can't think straight! I need help!. Doctor says to patient, You know what? I used to have the same problem, and whenever I do get migraines, I go home to ...
 
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 13 - A day late.
 
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor says 'I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?' Guy says 'good news first.' 'OK, You got 24 hours to live' 'Dang, whats the bad news!' 'I shoulda' told you yesterday!' ...
 
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 14 - Patient & Doctor
 
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What's comes over you? Patient: 2 trucks, 4 vans and 8 cars ...
 
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 15 - Optician
 
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected short sightedness. The optician took the man outside and pointed to the sky saying What's that up there?. The man replied why.. that's the sun...!. On that the opti ...
 
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 16 - You need an operation!
 
A lady says to her doctor, My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything. The doctor examines her vagina, and then says, There's something terribly wrong. You need an operation. ...
 
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 17 - The Doc's affair.
 
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers. One day she announced to him that she was pregnant with his child. The doctor gave her enough money to fly to California and live their until the child was born. He gave her i ...
 
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 18 - The Operation
 
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation. She says, Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again? He says, You know, Miss Stukowski, you're the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy! ...
 
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 19 - The massage!
 
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, Just what the hell you are doing?! Well, said the guy, you see, I'm a chir ...
 
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 20 - In the beginning...
 
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session. I'm not aware of your problem, the doctor said. So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning. Of course, replied the patient... In the begin ...
 
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