1 - Yo mama so fat...
 
Yo mama so fat, I tried to drive around her, and I ran out of gas! ...
 
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 2 - Blowing Bubbles
 
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble? ...
 
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 3 - Mind
 
Don't let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out alone! ...
 
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 4 - At the store.
 
You're so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!! ...
 
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 5 - What's O. J. Simpson's Internet addres
 
Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape. ...
 
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 6 - Heavy metal guitarist
 
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar? A: Put sheet music in front of him. ...
 
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 7 - Rejected Hallmark Cards
 
Rejected Hallmark Cards: So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good lay. My tire was thumping... I thought it was flat... when I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat... Sorry. You had ...
 
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 8 - Stevie Wonder's Wife
 
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he. ...
 
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 9 - George Carlin funnies!
 
George Carlin Ads in Bills: Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I ma ...
 
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 10 - I dont want a ride!
 
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop. The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops. She kept he ...
 
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