81 - Can you relate to this!
 
Can any of you relate to these addiction quips? I sure can :) The last time you looked at the clock it was 11:30pm, and in what seems like only a few seconds later, your little sister runs past you to catch her 7am school bus. The remote to the T.V. ...
 
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 82 - Where Am I!!!
 
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position an ...
 
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 83 - New viruses discovered!
 
This is deadly serious, so don't ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered and are wreaking havoc throughout the national system. Beware of... THE CLINTON Virus.... (Gives you a 6 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory) THE BOB DOLE (aka: VIAG ...
 
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 84 - Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
 
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by God... Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer ...
 
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 85 - Computers: Male or Female?
 
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in E ...
 
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 86 - Tech Support
 
Tech Support Trials and Tribulations Customer: Your sound card is defective and I want a new one. Tech Support: What seems to be the problem? Customer: The balance is backwards. The left channel is coming out of the right speaker and the right channel ...
 
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 87 - Tech Support (Classic)
 
Hello. Tech Support; may I help you? Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect. What sort of trouble? Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away. Went away? They disappeared. Hmm. So what does your screen look lik ...
 
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 88 - Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe...
 
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis: 10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off. 9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior. 8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not ...
 
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 89 - Gates Vs GM
 
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/ ...
 
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 90 - New Win98 Error Codes
 
The Latest Report on Windows98: New Error Codes Assigned Winerr 000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Detected; Please Reload Everything Winerr 001 - Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly Winerr 002 - Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet) ...
 
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