11 - Top ten things women would do ...
 
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at ...
 
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 12 - Little Johnny and his balloons
 
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless. Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts. Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven. Incredibly, he appears to ...
 
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 13 - Health condition
 
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. Oh my God, said the Queen, that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this? The Doctor leadin ...
 
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 14 - Snowmen
 
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don't? Snowballs! ...
 
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 15 - Height Problems
 
A lady had a height problem - she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall. She hated the way she had to duck to walk through a doorway, the way she felt so uncomfortable in a car... So she visited an expert. The expert said: Go visit the Dwarven Tow ...
 
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 16 - A little corporate humor
 
A little corporate humor ---------------------- I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus. It seemed a little odd, but I dismissed it as a random thing. Until our busb ...
 
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 17 - Itch - ouch -itch - ouch.
 
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty story building, with a serious case of jock itch. ...
 
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 18 - Mirror, mirror
 
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four. Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and he ...
 
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 19 - And you thing you have it bad!
 
There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking. The celery was like Man, I got it bad, they chop me up and put me in cold water! Then the carrot was like You think you got it bad they chop me up and stick me in HOT water! Then the dick said Ya, w ...
 
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 20 - The long and short of it!
 
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army. His fiance, Wendy, is really worried about her man being unfaithful, so she asks him to tattoo her name to his penis...He agrees, and does so. When his penis isn't erect you can se ...
 
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