1 - The Gay in the Bar
 
A gay guy walks into a bar and says bartender give me a brewskie. The bartender says, We don't serve your kind here. The gay continues, I'll just sit in the corner and drink my beer and won't say anything. The bartender says, Well, all right! and ...
 
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 2 - Beers for everyone!
 
A guy walked into a bar and said Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender. But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the ba ...
 
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 3 - Hard of Hearing Genie
 
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks whats in the box. The man says I'll show ya' if you get me a beer. So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a little ...
 
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 4 - Bouncer
 
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs? A. None! He fell. ...
 
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 5 - Anything you want!
 
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked direc ...
 
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 6 - 2 people walk into a bar...
 
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked. ...
 
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 7 - A Horse walks into a Bar
 
A Horse walks into a bar: Hey buddy, says the bartender, why the long face? ...
 
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 8 - Great reason to drink beer!
 
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health o ...
 
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 9 - Suzy's Legs
 
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender asked them what he should call his new bar. One guy said, just name it a pub. Another said, just name it the bar. The thrid guy said, name it Suzy's Legs. The owner like that on ...
 
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 10 - Strip Joint
 
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, Hey, ...
 
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