81 - A Mother Cow
 
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf? Decafinated ...
 
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 82 - Snail's Pace
 
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn't see anyone. He glances down, sees a snail there and being the conscientious gardener he is, tosses the snail across the road, into a field, away from his property. Ten years go by, and one day th ...
 
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 83 - Dinosaurs
 
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss ! Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss ! ...
 
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 84 - The Rooster
 
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster & killed it. He decided that he should go & tell the farmer, so he got out of his car & walked ac ...
 
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 85 - I Like Monkeys
 
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought this was odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200 of them. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big ...
 
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 86 - Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
 
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. I wil ...
 
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 87 - Elephant Fart
 
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon? A. One's a Bar Room and the other's a BARRROOOOOOOMMMM!!!! ...
 
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 88 - Talking Dog
 
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to the barstool and sit down. The owner orders two beers. The bartendar just frowns and says, Look buddy, we can't have any dogs sitting up at the bar. The owner retorts, But this is no ordinary d ...
 
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 89 - The funeral!
 
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse going down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Dave went up ...
 
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 90 - Penguin goes into a bar
 
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman have you seen my brother?... and the barman says I don't know, what does he look like? (ba-dum-tish) ...
 
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