51 - Escaping from a lion
 
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground. One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion. 2nd guy hisses ...
 
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 52 - sick bird
 
what do you give a sick bird? Tweetment. ...
 
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 53 - sick bird
 
what do you give a sick bird? Tweetment ...
 
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 54 - Eating a bald eagle
 
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trial, the conversation went something like this: Judge: Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense? Man: Yes I did. But if ...
 
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 55 - why elephat si.....
 
Q.Why elephant sits on cars A.Becuse the floor is rough and sticky. ...
 
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 56 - The stupid store Clerk
 
A lady walks in a pet store and asks how much is a puppy the clerk says they are $10 a piece and the lady says how much is a whole puppy. ...
 
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 57 - Bear Hunter
 
This bloke goes bear hunting with a .22 rifle, a .303 & an elephant gun. He comes to the edge of this clearing and spots a bear. He aims his .22 rifle at the bears head, bang, then races over, looks around, no bear. Suddenly he gets a tap on the shoulder, ...
 
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 58 - Donald Duck
 
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms. Certainly, sir said the lady behind the counter, shall I put them on your bill? NO WAY! replied Donald Duck, What do you think I am, a Dickhead?! ...
 
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 59 - Dog life...
 
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for? Well, that's probably how dogs spend most of their lives... ...
 
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 60 - Lucky dog
 
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. ...
 
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