41 - Jesus is watching You
 
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. Jesus is watching you, a voice said Huh?, oh well, the robber said and continued shinning his torch. Jesus is watching you, the voice continued. The robber shined his torch to were the voice came fro ...
 
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 42 - Worms.
 
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other? A: Put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it to fart. ...
 
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 43 - Mice in a lightbulb?
 
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two...but I don't know how they'd get in there! ...
 
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 44 - A Fairy Tale
 
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince a ...
 
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 45 - Grasshopper
 
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, Bartender, give me a drink. The bartender can't believe his eyes and says, Oh my Gosh, I can't believe this, you're a talking grasshopper! Do you know we have drink named after you? The Grasshopper replies ...
 
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 46 - Whales
 
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, Let's both swim under th ...
 
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 47 - Farmboy & Bull
 
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he's late. Farmboy replies that he had to take the family cow over to the neighbour's to get her bred by a bull. Annoyed, teacher demands, Can't your father do that? Little farm boy thinks for a ...
 
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 48 - The Parrot
 
There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and the bird's foul mouth is ...
 
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 49 - 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
 
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer: 10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It`s hard to type with paws) 9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard enough; 'delete' and 'save' are out of the question. 8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refus ...
 
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 50 - The Best Time?
 
When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg. ...
 
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