121 - Red Riding Hood
 
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf., says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!! Further down the road Litt ...
 
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 122 - The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
 
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees. When his father came out and saw what the little boy was doing, he made him stop right away and told the little boy, That's it for you. No honey for a week. Well, then the lit ...
 
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 123 - How To Catch A Polar Bear
 
How do you catch a polar bear? You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and when the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole! ...
 
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 124 - The Three Moles
 
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, Mmmmm, I smell sausage. The mama mole reached her head outside of the hol ...
 
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 125 - Bear and Squirrel
 
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine. Hmmm says the bear to the squirrel, Do you find that shit tends to stick to your fur? Yes it does replies the squirrel. Great! says the bear, and wipes his ass with the squirrel. ...
 
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 126 - Gorilla Capture
 
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on the roof of his house and rushes out to investigate. Seeing it was a fair sized gorilla tearing the shingles off his home he promptly calls up the local zoo authorities to inform them ...
 
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 127 - Hungry Rooster
 
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out from it followed by a harem of women, and a rooster. The party is escorted to a table and given a menu. When time to order the sheik orders for himself an ...
 
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 128 - Horse Sense
 
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up a ...
 
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 129 - Bull Talk
 
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. First Bull: Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed o ...
 
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 130 - Dog story
 
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night. The woman on the other end of the phone said, My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I can't get them apart. The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them. ...
 
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