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 111 - Little johnny's parents
 
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny's body. Worried, she asks him what happened. He replies: Well, my parents are doing renovations in my room and I sleep with them. Last night, I woke and heard my father asking ...
 
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 112 - Body parts
 
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said, I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to ha ...
 
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 113 - Proud father
 
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10Kg healthy son. After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10Kg because he's only 4 ...
 
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 114 - Little johnny's gift
 
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers! That's right! shouted the little boy. The ...
 
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 115 - Make a Wish
 
10 year old Johnny's mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been promising for some time now to buy poor Johnny a bike. Johnny, who loved his Momma dearly, hadn't made a big deal about it for a long time, but suddenly decided NOW was the right ...
 
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 116 - A new car.
 
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. What are you doing, the kid asked. Well, you wanted a brother, so we're making you one. The next day, the father walks outside and sees his son porking away on the family junker's ...
 
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 117 - Duck sentence.
 
TEACHER: Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in one sentence. JOHNNY: De-feet of DE-duck went over De-fence before De-tail. ...
 
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 118 - How true it is.
 
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when the new millenium will begin--January 1st 2000 or 2001. So the Scoutmaster explained that each century begins with year 1 and ends with year 100-thus the reason why the 20th centu ...
 
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 119 - Little Johnny
 
And then there's little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents door. Noticing that the door was open a bit, he walked in only to see his mother performing oral sex on his dad. Upon seeing this, little Johnny walks ...
 
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 120 - Penis and the Windsheild
 
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everything ... the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country, etc ... and his wife is getting tired of his depressing talk. So she says to him: One more ...
 
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