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One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

To be intoxicated is to feel 'sophisticated' but not be able to say it.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

The older you get, the better you realize you used to be.

I doubt, therefore I might be.

Age is the price we pay for maturity.

Experience is the price we pay for immaturity.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Added : 04-Mar-2008
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