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Woman in a restaurant: right, id like a scoop of strawberry icecream, a scoop of chocolate icecream, and a scoop of vanilla please!
Waiter: I\'m sorry madam, it seems we have no choclate.
Woman: (sighs) then ill have a strawberry milkshake, vanilla milkshake and a chocolate milkshake please!
Waiter: I\'m sorry we dont have any chocolate milkshake.
Woman: Fine. I\'ll have a strawberry shortcake, vanilla shortcake and a chocolate shortcake PLEASE!
Waiter: Madam, we have NO chocolate! tell me, please, is there the word \'van\' in vanilla?
Woman: Yes, theres a \'van\' in vanilla
Waiter: And, is the word straw in strawberry?
Woman: Yes, theres a \'straw\' in strawberry.
Waiter: Is there a \'fuck\' in choclate
Woman: Theres no \'fuck\' in choclate
Waiter: THAT\'S WHAT IV\'E BEEN TRYING 2 TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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