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A group of tourists are touring the Wild West and they see a redneck with his ear to the ground.
\What are you doing?\ they ask curiously.
\Two cowboys are one a wagon, heading east. There is only one horse pulling the wagon, a black horse with white legs. The cowboys have brown hats on, and one is wearing a red shirt and one is wearing a blue shirt. Their faces and arms are sunburnt, and they have a cracked wheel, rear left.\
\Wow!\ admire the tourists. \You can tell all that by putting your ear on the ground?\
\No,\ replied the redneck. \They just ran over me!\ |
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