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| Adam at Religion Class |
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| One day Adam was at school. It was time for religion class. Adam brought a small pin-prick he found in the hall. When it was time for class, Adam had to sit next to the sleepy kid. The teacher asked the first question. Who is our savior? Adam grabbed the prick and poked the sleepy kid with it. The sleepy kid screamed JESUS CHRIST!. The teacher said Very good!. The teacher asked the next question. Who was the first person?. Adam grabbed the prick and shoved it into the sleepy kid. ADAM! the kid screamed. The teacher said Very good!. The final question came and the question was What did Eve say after they had their last child? Adam grabbed the prick and put hole in the sleepy kid. The sleepy kid screamed ADAM! IF YOU STICK YOUR PRICK INSIDE ME AGAIN, I AM GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF!. The teacher collapsed. |
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