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| The Redneck Capenter... |
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Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.
One of the men walked into the office and said, We need some four-by-twos.
The clerk asked, You mean two-by-fours, don't you?
The man said, I'll go check, and went back to the truck.
He returned shortly and said, Yeah, I meant two-by-four.
All right. How long do you need them?
The customer paused for a moment and said, I'd better go check.
After a while, he returned to the office and said, -
A long time. We're gonna build a house... |
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