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A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.
During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his actions.
Your Honor, replied the defendant, that man represented me in a bitter divorce. One day he said my property settlement hearing was about to be held. The judge would decide that afternoon what I would get, and what Rose would get. My lawyer told me I didn't have to be present and not to worry.
I can't see why you'd punch a man for that, interrupted the judge.
Wait, there's more...
When I asked my attorney later about the settlement, he told me to look on the bright side. I asked why.
Then he said, Because everything's coming up Rose's.
THAT'S when I hit him! |
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