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10. Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats
9. Mary Poppins A Cap In Your Ass
8. Bitch-Slapping Miss Daisy
7. How Stella Got Her Groove Back 2: Whoopi Goldberg's Bikini Wax
Oh, for God's sake. I'm sorry we had to print that one.
6. Peyote Ugly
5. Circumcision: The Purification Begins
4. Thou Hast Deflowered My Daughter: An Amish Ass-kickin'
3. Field of Limbs
2. Terminal Velocity 2 starring Christopher Reeve
1. How the Grinch Stole My Urethra |
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