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Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment with some these sayings:
I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you, I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell till I met you.
Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:
What the heck was I thinking?
If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister.
As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me.
Like the need for therapy...
Thanks for being a part of my life! I never new what evil was before this!
Money is tight, times are hard, here's your @#$/& Christmas card!!!
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again.
Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with breasts that are bigger than mine.
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
The holidays are a great time to be with family. Of course, your family won't be with you, since I'm taking the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating bastard! |
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