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| Monica & the Genie! |
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Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie.
Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!, she exclaimed.
No, said the genie, You have been very bad this year, and because of this, I can only give you one wish.
Lets see, says Monica, I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage.
And I don't need money, because after I write my book, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want.
I would like to get rid of these love handles, though. Yeah, that's it,for my one wish, I would like my love handles removed.
Poof!, and just like that, her ears were gone! |
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