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Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become -

Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become -

Polly-Warner-Cracker.

3M and Goodyear merge to become -

MMMGood.

John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become -

Deere Abi.

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become -

Zip Audi Do Da.

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become -

Honey I'm Home.

Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become -

Mine All Mine.

Federal Express and UPS merge to become -

FED UP.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become - Fairwell Honeychild.

3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become
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3 Penney Opera.

Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become

- Knott NOW!
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Added : 04-Mar-2008
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