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A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He is
taking all of her background information and asks her, Do you have
grounds for a divorce?
To which she replies, Well, we have three acres.
No, ma'am. What I mean is, does he beat you up? asks the attorney.
No, I get up around 6:30 and he sleeps until 7:00, she responds.
Feeling a little frustrated the attorney asks, Lady, tell me, do you
have a grudge?
Looking very confident she states, No, we have a carport.
At this point the lawyer has lost his patience and asks, Look, Lady.
Why the heck do you want a divorce?
Because he can't hold an intelligent conversation! |
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