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Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance teamâ??s response times. â??Since we installed our new satellite navigation system,â? bragged one, â??weâ??ve cut our emergency response time by ten percent.â?

â??Not bad,â? the second paramedic commented. â??But by using a computer model of traffic patterns, we we cut our average time by 20 percent.â?

â??Thatâ??s nothing said the third paramedic. â??Since our ambulance driver passed the bar exam, weâ??ve cut our emergency response time in half!â?
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Added : 04-Mar-2008
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