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A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stops
them. They show him their papers, but he thinks they are phony.
He tells them, Okay, I have a test for you. I want you to use the
words liver and cheese in a sentence.
So, the first guy says, I made a liver and cheese sandwich for
lunch.
The agent says, That was good, you can go. What about you? he asks
the second guy.
He says, Liver alone, cheese mine. |
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