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| Patenting A Peach... |
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A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- you can't patent a peach, the peach has already been patented!
And the farmer says, Oh no. Not THIS kind of peach. Go ahead, try it! So the patent officer takes a bite, and then- oh, wow! This is so good! It tastes like- blackberry pie!
And the farmer says Yeah, and Do you like vanilla ice cream?
Well then you gotta flip it over & try the other side.
So the patent officer does and he's like-
Man! that really does taste like vanilla ice cream!
I can't believe it!
So then the farmer looks around a bit and lowers his voice almost to a whisper, and says: Psst! Have you ever tasted pussy? Oh yeah, I've eaten plenty of pussy! And you like it, right? Yeah I LOVE the taste of pussy says the patent officer, starting to get excited.
The farmer says, OK, then take a bite, right there So the patent officer takes this HUGE bite, and then his eyes widen & he spits it out all over the place.
Oh, Yuck! That tasted like SHIT! & the farmer says shoot,...
I'm sorry- flip it over & try the other side! |
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