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By the Lantern Light
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The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said: Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing.

Soon, a lusty baby boy was brought into the world.

Och! said the doctor. Don't be in a rush to put the lantern by...I think there's yet another wee bairn to come.

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a bonnie lass.

Na, dinna be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, lad...It seems there's yet another one besides! cried the doctor.

The crofter scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor: Well, now, mon. Do ye suppose the light's attracting them?
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Added : 04-Mar-2008
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