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A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor and said, Doctor, please come quickly. My husband just swallowed a mouse and he's gagging and thrashing about.
I'll be right over, the doctor said. In the meantime, keep waving a piece of cheese over his mouth to try to attract the mouse up and out of there.
When the doctor arrived, he saw the wife waving a piece of smoked herring over her husband's mouth.
Uhh, I told you to use cheese, not herring, to lure the mouse.
I know, doc, she replied, but first I've got to get the darn cat out of him! |
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