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| God & The Two Gifts |
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When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles left over. He came to Adam & Eve & said, I have two things left. One is the gift to piss while standing up.
Adam got very excited: Oh, that would be so great, I would really like that. If I'm out in the fields, I can just go right there.
So Eve smiled & said, Okay, it sounds like he really wants that.
As Adam tried out his new gift, he asked out of curiousity, What was the other gift?
Oh, God said, looking, Multiple orgasms. |
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