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Women's Snappy Comebacks:
Man: =Haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.
Man: =Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: = Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: = So, wanna go back to my place ? Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: = Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Man: = I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: = But I don't know your name. Woman: That's in the phone book too.
Man: = So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: = What sign were you born under? Woman: No Parking.
Man: = Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not Enter
Man: = How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized !
Man: = Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!
Man: = I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: = I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: = If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: = Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: = I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
Man: = I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? |
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