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 111 - Resume Bloopers
 
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB: --Responsibility makes me nervous. --They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions. REASONS FOR LEAVING MY LAST JOB: --Was met with a string of broken promises ...
 
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 112 - Procrastinator's Creed
 
Procrastinator\'s Creed 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses. 3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of considerati ...
 
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 113 - 15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
 
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians... Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover of Cosmo. No moth, no Jodie Foster -- just leaves, dirt, and regular dead folks. Only 3 hits this month on the World O' Coffins web site. Tou ...
 
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 114 - New Factory
 
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory. He asked representatives from three development companies to come in and make a bid on the project. The three companies showed up at the scheduled meeting. The president of ABC asked th ...
 
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 115 - Five Maxims of Making Excuses
 
Five Maxims of Making Excuses 1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to its use. 2) Always put the blame on something that can't defend itself. Children, pets, inanimate objects, and relatives living in foreign countr ...
 
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 116 - Overheard In Airplane
 
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom. This is Capt. Johnson, we're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and enjoy ...
 
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 117 - OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
 
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE? Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to have competitive boat race on the Bear River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they both felt as ready as ...
 
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 118 - Universal Corporate Translator
 
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION: You'll be making under $6 an hour. - - - - - ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY: You're paid under $6 an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year. - - - - - AN UP-AND-COMING SOFTWARE COMPANY: There's no chance in hell w ...
 
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 119 - Students Science Bloopers
 
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS: Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards. The theory of evolution was greatly objected to beca ...
 
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 120 - Humor from the Smithsonian
 
The story behind this joke:... There's this nutball who digs things out his back yard and sends the stuff he finds to the Smithsonian Institute, labeling them with scientific names, insisting that they are actual archeological finds. The really weird thin ...
 
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