71 - Letter to the Railroad
 
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I think the transportation system is worse than tha ...
 
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 72 - Employer Quotes
 
Quote from a recent meeting: We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done. Quote from the Boss... I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you. A motivational sign at ...
 
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 73 - How shit happens!
 
In The Beginning was The Plan. And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without form And the Plan was completely without substance and the darkness was upon the face of the workers and they spoke among themselves, saying... It is a cro ...
 
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 74 - The Laws of Work...
 
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. ...
 
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 75 - Business Classified Definitions
 
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION: You'll be making under $7 an hour. ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY: You'll be making under $7 an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year. PROFIT-SHARING PLAN: Once it's shared between the higher-ups, there won't b ...
 
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 76 - So, Who's Workin'?
 
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. And ...
 
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 77 - Dictionary of Evaluation Comments
 
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. AVERAGE: Not too bright. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date. ...
 
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 78 - Whose Job Is It?
 
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebo ...
 
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 79 - Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
 
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well-trained through out program ...
 
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 80 - Exerise For The Nonathletic
 
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise. Exercise________ Calories burned per hour Beating around the bush -75 Jumping to conclusions - 100 Climbing the walls - 150 Swallow ...
 
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