51 - Bad Timing
 
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so alarmed when all 50 of them went off at the same time that he drove his car into a lamp post, a newspaper said Thursday. The unnamed businessman was retur ...
 
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 52 - Asleep at the desk
 
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here's some quick excuses! It's okay...I'm still billing the client. They told me at the blood bank this might happen. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management cou ...
 
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 53 - Morals of Story
 
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Suzy raises her hand. My dad ...
 
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 54 - Corporations... OY!
 
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn't be that hard, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural differences. For example... The name Coca-Cola in China was first ren ...
 
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 55 - Mailmans Last Day
 
It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and soundly ...
 
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 56 - Dilbert's
 
Dilbert's Salary Theorem states that Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: Postulate 1:Knowledge i ...
 
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 57 - Two babies
 
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, Aren't they cute, what are their names? The man giving the lady an angry look replied I don't know. The la ...
 
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 58 - Engineer in a bar
 
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the engineers who miraculously survived the disaster went into the local watering hole. The bar was empty except for one lonely soul at the other end of the bar. Hey bartender said the ...
 
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 59 - A short poem for today.
 
Rules To Live By... Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also, help me to be care ...
 
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 60 - Multi-syllable words
 
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word? Little Johnny waves his hand, Me, miss, me, me! Teacher says All right, little Johnny, ...
 
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