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 41 - Tickle Me Elmo
 
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made Tickle Me Elmo dolls. It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained to her she ...
 
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 42 - Student comes home from college
 
Student comes home from first semester of college and his father asks him how he likes school. Student says \ I don\'t know, I think my roomate is gay.\ Father says what makes you think that. Student says \ Because his dick tastes like shit\. ...
 
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 43 - Pain Relief
 
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but he has a nervous twitch, and his left eye is always winking. So he speaks with the manager and the manager says, Well sir, you are very well qualified for the job, but people have to be c ...
 
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 44 - A Fire Truck
 
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around. After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president ...
 
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 45 - It all adds up!
 
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44? Little Johnny quickly replied, NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network! ...
 
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 46 - Tea Time
 
Something to ponder... Do the workers at the Lipton factory get a coffee break? ...
 
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 47 - Skipping school
 
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school. She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast. No, the son replies. I don't wanna go to school! You HAVE to go to school, the mother scolds. No! The k ...
 
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 48 - Laziness
 
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you, he announced. Will the laziest man please put his hand up. N ...
 
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 49 - Give 100% at Work
 
Always give 100% at work....... 12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday 40% on Wednesday 20% on Thursday 5% on Fridays And remember ....... When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscle ...
 
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 50 - Logical?
 
In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it -- THINK! The next day, when he went to the restroom, he looked at the sign and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, ...
 
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