31 - Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
 
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo Employer's Lingo: COMPETITIVE SALARY We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM We have no time to train you. CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE We don't pay enough to expect that y ...
 
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 32 - How to Annoy People at Work
 
How to Annoy People at Work 1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2)Practice making fax and modem noises. 3)During meetings, disassemble your pen and accidentaly flip the cartridge across the room. 4)Stap ...
 
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 33 - Definition of a good date!
 
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and all came home at about the same time. The first one said, You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up. The second one said, ...
 
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 34 - Things to do in the office when you're bored
 
Office work dull?... None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?... Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on a degree of difficulty basis. You can award yourself extra points for creative execution ONE-POINT GAGS Run one lap around the office a ...
 
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 35 - Cheater
 
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny's test again? Jeff: Yes, but how did you know? Teacher: On question #1, Johnny put down I don't know. And you put down Me neither. ...
 
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 36 - Yo mama sooo poor
 
Yo mama so poor.. when I walked into the front door i was in the backyard. ...
 
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 37 - My Grandparents
 
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about how they spent their holidays. One small boy wrote the following: We always used to spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick home, bu ...
 
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 38 - Discovering America
 
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world. Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell me where in the world America is placed on this map? Tony shows him America. Geography Teacher: Now, Lisa, can you tell me the name of the guy ...
 
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 39 - Letter home from School
 
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. D ...
 
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 40 - The Florist
 
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault. He kept getting his orders mixed up. One woman received flowers sent by her husband, who was at a business meeting in Florida. She was perplexed by the message on her card: Our deepes ...
 
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