21 - The transfer
 
The boss of a large company says to his protege : I'm transferring you to the northern office The protege says : But that place is full of whores and football players! The boss replies : My wife used to live there ! The protege quickly resp ...
 
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 22 - Math?
 
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil... ...
 
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 23 - Salad
 
Boss asks secretary Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob? No, says the secretary. Great, Let's do lunch. the boss says. ...
 
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 24 - To All Employees
 
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timecards that specify large amounts of Miscellaneous Unproductive Time (Code 5309). Note that unproductive time isn't a problem. What is a problem, however, ...
 
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 25 - Give 100%
 
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK: 12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday ...
 
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 26 - 15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
 
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day 1. Phone messages delivered on end of spear. 2. Your important dictation somehow seems to blah blah blah I am a slave-driving cheapskate. 3. A copy of the latest bestseller So, Your Head's Up Your Ass, N ...
 
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 27 - You might be an ENGINEER if...
 
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF... The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing wrong with this one). At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string. Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spendi ...
 
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 28 - Rejection Letter Form
 
Feel Free to Cut and Paste The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedi ...
 
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 29 - One Drink too many!
 
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife ...
 
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 30 - FBI Want-Ads
 
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, Wanted FBI agents. After sorting through all the applicants they narrow it down to three. They bring the first in for an interview and the interviewing agent says to the gentleman, We are the FBI, we solemnly do the d ...
 
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