11 - The Job Interview
 
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, What starting salary were you looking for? The engineer replied, In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package. T ...
 
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 12 - The Layoff
 
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was told by his boss to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack. His choice was a tough one because Mary had been a devoted employee for 10 years and Jack was a fine worker who ha ...
 
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 13 - Paper or Plastic?
 
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him Paper or Plastic and the man said, Uh...paper I guess. Then the bagger boy said your total is $56.35. The man took out his wallet and said Real or Counterfeit. ...
 
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 14 - The Braggart Gets His!
 
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. Why don't you put ...
 
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 15 - Psych 101
 
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His final exam was scheduled very early 8am-10am. The professor told his students that his final was not a cumulative final and just covered the information since the last midterm ...
 
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 16 - A Train and a Teacher?
 
What's the difference between a Train and Teacher? A train says, Chew, Chew! and a Teacher says, Spit the gum out! ...
 
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 17 - Shiny New Motorcycle
 
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. Where did you get such a functional bike? asked the first. The second engineer replied: Well, I was walking along yesterday mind ...
 
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 18 - Bank Teller
 
This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, I want to open a fuckin' checking account. To which the lady replied, I beg your pardon, what did you say? Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account right now. ...
 
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 19 - Suffering From Dilutions
 
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren't entirely honest, because they mixed their paint with water. One day Jim's conscience started to bother him as they painted a poor widow's house. The ...
 
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 20 - To Be a Dog
 
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life: When it all boils done to the essence of truth, the philosopher said, one must live by a dog's rule of life: If you can't eat it or fuck it...PISS ON IT! ...
 
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