1 - The Unhappy Nun
 
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable. Mother Superior called the electric company's complaint department to ask for help. The profa ...
 
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 2 - FBI Agent for Hire
 
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there an ...
 
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 3 - The morning after
 
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in ...
 
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 4 - Bad waiter.
 
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. Are you crazy yelled the customer, sticking your thumb in my steak?! What answers the waiter, You want it to fall on the floor again? ...
 
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 5 - The Basic Laws of Work
 
Business Rules to Live By If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. It does ...
 
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 6 - Preschoolers learn meat
 
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats. One day, she cooked up several different meats and labeled them. As each student took a bite they were asked to ident ...
 
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 7 - Little boy learns arithmetic.
 
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left? The little boy thinks for a moment and says, NONE! The teach ...
 
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 8 - What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
 
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the c ...
 
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 9 - Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
 
Employer's Lingo: COMPETITIVE SALARY We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM We have no time to train you. CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of th ...
 
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 10 - Aggies
 
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their football stadium? It helps stop their cheerleaders from grazing! ...
 
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