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 1 - The Cremation
 
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. How old was your husband? he asked. He was ninety-eight, she answered softly. Two years older than I am. Really? the undertaker said. Hardly worth going home ...
 
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 2 - The old lady in the bank
 
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the 3 million she had in the bag and open an account with the bank. She said ...
 
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 3 - Grandma's peanuts
 
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, T ...
 
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 4 - Up, or down?
 
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise. The wife, unfortunately, forgot her hearing aides at home... Upon arriving to the cabin that was to be theirs during the trip, they noticed that it had 2 bun ...
 
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 5 - When I die...
 
When I die I want to go peacefully -- like my grandfather did -- In his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car. ...
 
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 6 - Sex drive is too high.
 
A feeble old man is in his doctor's office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says to the man, So, you seem in fine health. Any problems? Yes, Doc, the old man slowly responded. My sex drive is too high and I need it lowered. This t ...
 
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 7 - On the porch
 
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. Bet you can't guess how old I am, he says. Bet I can, she says. Bet you fifty dollars you can't tell me how old I am, he says. You're on, she says. Stand up. He stands up. She looks him up and she loo ...
 
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 8 - Cold Remedy
 
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the Atlantic Monthly: At the first sign of a cold, go to bed with a bottle of whiskey and a hat. Place the hat on the left-hand bedpost. Take a drink of whiskey and move the hat to the ...
 
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 9 - Looking forward to old age.
 
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon. They were ten years apart in ages. One was 60, another 70 and the last 80 years old. The 60 yo, started complaining. He said I wish I could just piss all at once and ...
 
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 10 - Get Rich Quick
 
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-ce ...
 
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