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 71 - You Know You're Getting Older When
 
You Know You're Getting Older When... Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals. You feel like the night after, and you haven't been anywhere. Your little black book contains o ...
 
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 72 - Years of Bad Sex
 
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they rocked in rhythm, as this was their time to spend a few quiet moments and after years of practice they rocked to the same pace. Suddenly the wife stop ...
 
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 73 - Left and Right
 
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she couldn't handle him any longer. He would wander about never knowing where he was or sometimes even who he was. She took h ...
 
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 74 - By My Side
 
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side: Zelda, you've always been by my side When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side When I had my first heart attack at 45; you were by my side When I had my second heart attack at 65; you we ...
 
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 75 - Death by Stabbing
 
A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy years. She can't live without him and decides that the best way to do herself in is to stab herself in her pitifully broken heart. Still, she doesn't want t ...
 
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 76 - Spell Ice Cream
 
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2 scoops of chocolate ice cream. The man behind the counter says 'I'm sorry, we are all out of chocolate ice cream'. The lady says 'OK, I'll take one scoop of chocolate ice cream in a cup ...
 
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 77 - Proud To Be A Senior Citizen...
 
Life of a Senior Citizen... I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts till 8 p.m. I'm very good at opening child-proof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going. I'm good on a trip for at lea ...
 
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 78 - Kiss Me The Way You Used To
 
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, Darling, embrace me the way you used to when we first got Married. He did. Now kiss me the way you used to... Now darling, bite me the way you used to. At this point ...
 
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 79 - Spinster's Three Wishes
 
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her feet, when a good fairy suddenly appeared before her and offered her three wishes. Aw, go on, the little old lady said in disbelief, if you can grant three wishes, let's see you tu ...
 
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 80 - Grandpa is fine.
 
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital. How are you grandpa? he asks. Feeling fine, says the old man. What's the food like? Terrific, wonderful menus. And the nursing? Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really t ...
 
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